The Ester Republic

the national rag of the independent people's republic of ester

Writer's Guide

For more information, please also see our Submissions page.

Editorial Calendar
Format of the Paper
Format for Submission
Style and Writing Guides
Publisher's Pet Peeves
Writing Articles or Columns for the Republic

Editorial Calendar

The paper is issued ten to twelve times a year, depending on submissions and on how badly the publisher needs a vacation. While the issues do not have themes, certain issues focus on or will have articles about particular events.

annual schedule:

January: annual calendar of events, Christmas, New Year's, solstice
February: Ester Republic birthday bash (sometimes), Spamfest
April or May: Easter Egg Hunt
July: solstice, Fourth of July, Bastille Day
August: costume parties and other social events (sometimes), the Red Green River Regatta
October or November: Halloween

monthly schedule:

articles and other submissions due: 1st

ad reservation deadline: 5th

first edit complete: 7th

display ad materials deadline: 7th

letters deadline: 7th

classified ad deadline: 10th

second edit complete: 12th or 13th

layout: ongoing as much as possible, intensely from the 10th through 13th

final proof: 11th

print date: 12th or 13th, depending on if it's a Sunday

distribution: print date through 20th or so

subscriptions out: print date through 22nd or so

data entry: 15th through 25th or so

publisher collapses

Format of the Paper

The paper is anywhere from 20 to 36 pages long (usually 24 to 28), printed in black and white on 20# white xerox paper. Sections include:

The Other Page:
guest editorials and political commentary; often continued on Stones & Bones

Personal Biases Expounded Here:
editorial pages (editorial, letters to the editor, political cartoons, corrections, notes on translation)

Book Reviews & Library News:
reviews, donations and other news about the John Trigg Ester Library, local libraries in the news

Movie Reviews:
Video Dreamland column, other movie reviews or news

Music & Theatre Reviews:
reviews of concerts, CDs or other recordings, comedy acts, plays, poetry slams, etc.

Events & Entertainment:
Calendar of Events, Web Feet column (website reviews), wedding announcements or stories, announcements pertaining to plays, concerts, and other entertainments

Victuals & Drink:
recipes, restaurant reviews, food reports, food poetry

Wild Life:
anecdotes, peculiar news, travelogues, photo essays

The Postal News:
Firebreak column, fire department news, classified ads, public announcements, Stork Reports, post office news, graduations

The Pub & Sporting News:
saloon gossip, Ester Football League and other local sports stories and announcements, pub events, parties at the bar, Ester Community Park events and parties, sports or drinking poems

The Sun and the Moon:
fiction, poetry, anecdotes, photo essays, art and gallery reviews and stories

Stones & Bones:
political commentary, media reviews, historical pieces

Other sections are invented as needed.

Format for Submissions

Submission may be in hard copy, on disk (Mac readable CD, zip disk, or floppy), or via e-mail. If in hard copy, the editor prefers typed, 1.5-spaced or doublespaced lines. Please include your name, mailing address, phone number, and e-mail with all submissions. The publisher doesn't yet have a fax, so that's out for now.
Our address is P.O. Box 24, Ester, Alaska, 99725.

Style and Writing Guides

The editor generally adheres to The Chicago Manual of Style. A few items and exceptions in particular:

1. "internet" not "Internet"

2. "website" not "Web site" or "Website"

3. "the web" not "the Web" BUT "the World Wide Web" when referring to this particular web--there is more than one web out there

4. the name of this paper is The Ester Republic (that's a capital 'T')

Other useful guides for style, spelling, and grammar include:

The Transitive Vampire, by Karen Elizabeth Gordon

The Elements of Style, by Strunk & White

Webster's International Dictionary

 

Publisher's Pet Peeves

1. "impact" is properly a noun, not a verb, even if these newfangled dictionaries DO claim otherwise (if you want the verb, use "affect")

2. "it's" means "it is", not "belonging to it"

3. concise is nice, and blather is dull: please avoid repeating yourself

4. no matter how many times something is proofread, typos ALWAYS get through to the final copy, which drives the editor batty, but there it is

5. avoid the passive voice

6. it's "e-mail" and not "email" (that's a foreign word for enamel or a glazing technique similar to cloisonné)

7. eschew! extra !!!! punctuation!!

Writing Articles or Columns for the Republic

General considerations and information:
The Ester Republic is an irreverent periodical published monthly in the Ester Commonwealth and written, mostly, by members of the local populace. In no way should this publication be mistaken for a regular newspaper. The monthly publication precludes news: we are concerned with relevance, topicality, wittiness, and so forth, but not up-to-the-minute reports with which a daily might concern itself. We have no reporters. This periodical represents the varied voices of the Greater Ester Area. Except for the occasional guest writer, columnists reside in this area or have at one time resided here for a sufficient number of decades to qualify them as permanent Esterites. This does not mean that the Republic is strictly a local newspaper, however. Ester denizens tend to have wide-ranging interests and to travel to exotic places (particularly in the winter), and so articles are not concerned merely with local gossip and events; quite a bit of world gossip and events are to be found in our pages. Our authors dwell in Canada, Australia, Afghanistan, Fairbanks, and other foreign countries, as well as the Republic of Ester.

All features and columns are the responsibility of their respective writers; all misstatements and opinions expressed therein are also their fault. The publisher/editor cannot possibly verify everything, as the paper has a staff of one, and so expressly disavows any responsibility for accuracy of content. However, it is only sporting to tell the truth and to doublecheck to be sure the truth you think you’ve got is indeed the real one.

Experience in writing is not required (although it is of course preferred), and the editor doesn’t care if you can’t spell: she can. It is important to be able to arrange your thoughts in a way that is cognizant of the reader; when writing, ask yourself if someone unfamiliar with your subject would still be able to appreciate your article. It is the most noble of endeavors to tell a story well and with wit, and the editor applauds all efforts in this regard.

The rewards for a writer published in the Ester Republic are: two complimentary copies of the issue in which your work appears, many thanks from the publisher, and fame (or notoriety, depending). The extent of the latter will depend on how many copies of each issue we are able to publish and sell. We operate on the proverbial shoestring. Every great once in a while, the editor is able to provide financial recompense to contributors; however, this is strictly on an arbitrary and biased basis, depending, as does acceptance, on the whim of the publisher (and the state of the Republic's bank account). Eventually, the publisher hopes to increase both the renown and the material compensation available. In the meantime, don't count on it; allow yourself to be pleasantly surprised.

Articles:
These may be from 300 to 1500 words, more with advance approval from the publisher. One page in the printed paper is approximately 850-1000 words. Subject matter is up to the writer, but acceptance will be predicated on clarity, logical flow, focus, and effectiveness of prose. And, of course, whim of the publisher.

Genres include fiction (serials welcome), essays, political opinion and commentary, investigative journalism (please consult with the editor on this), reviews, reports, and prose.

The audience:
The primary readership of the paper includes the residents and former residents of Ester, Alaska, and their friends and family members (who live throughout the country and in foreign lands). However, The Ester Republic is increasingly recognized as an alternative voice to the local daily, providing an outlet for opinion and even news that the Fairbanks Daily News-Miner does not publish. Accordingly, more sales and subscriptions are going to Fairbanks. Tourists also pick up the paper. What this means is that readers may not be familiar with Ester, or even with Alaska.

Readers of the Republic are carpenters, miners, biologists, physicists, philosphers, writers, artists, musicians, police officers, firefighters, mushers, house husbands, geologists, teachers, gardeners, welders, airplane mechanics, and others. The audience's reading level tends to be collegiate or high school.

When writing an article, it is important to take into account your audience. You may know what you are writing about, but will a total stranger be able to understand what you are getting at? Often, what a writer intends to say is not what they actually wrote--at least, not in the first draft. Try it out on someone else before submitting it to the editor, to help you spot places where your writing is unclear or needs improvement.

Biographical notes:
When submitting articles or columns, please provide a pithy biography of yourself. Wit is always well appreciated.

Columns:
These are regularly appearing articles focusing on a particular news beat or theme. Examples of columns that have appeared in the paper are: Video Dreamland, Web Feet, Pet Potpourri, Judie's Gems, How I See It, Fairbanks MediaWatch, Firebreak, and the Alaska Scapegoat Ranch. Columns should be from 300 to 2000 words (strive to produce roughly the same size piece each time, please). If you are interested in beginning a column, bear in mind that it should be, at minimum, a year's committment. Arrangements should be made with the editor.

A request voiced frequently to the publisher has been for a gossip column. If you have your ear to the ground on some juicy Ester gossip, please contact the editor.

Poetry:
The editor encourages poetry submissions. While the editor likes blank verse, all forms are welcomed, from sonnets to haiku to limericks. Much of the poetry that has been submitted is fairly short, but longer pieces are also happily considered. If a poem has special formatting requirements, please indicate this to the editor. Please do NOT send your entire collected works, or even just 43 of them. Send only three or four or so of your best unpublished pieces. The paper has an annual limerick contest, usually around April. The first place winner receives an actual prize, appropriate to the contest or the winning limerick.


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